I now present to you, for the first time on this blog, "The Easiest, Quickest, Classiest, Yummiest Dinner Ever."
Here's what you're gonna do:
Preheat your broiler and adjust a rack to the top position.
Slap two beef tenderloins (or however many you need) on a baking sheet, or broiler pan if you have one.
Season with salt and pepper. (I used a seasoned salt blend, and it was delicious, but I usually use kosher salt for this kind of thing.)
Slap the whole thing in under the broiler, and use tongs to flip every two minutes for ten minutes.
This picture is overexposed as all get out, but I like that you can see the steam.
Here's a better picture. Still poorly lit, but it's winter, so give me a break.
I'd meant to have salad with this, but when I got to the store this morning, I realized I'd left my list at home, and forgot. So we had pineapple instead, which I did remember to buy.
Feeds as many as you need it to.
Takes ten minutes.
Easy as pie.