My thesis, by the numbers:
Words: 43,951
Citations: 227
Total Pages: 139
Pages of argumentative writing: 67
Footnotes: 55Pages of argumentative writing: 67
Shakespeare plays quoted: 8 (and a half, if you count Cibber's Richard III)
Images: 8
Appendices: 7
Drafts: 6 (three more than strictly necessary)
Abstract attempts: 5
Chapters: 3
Titles: 1
Like a boss.
I don't know what happens now, but at least I've finished on a high note.